10 Best LMFAO Lyrics

"And then I get this call / From my favorite hizzo / She screaming, 'Where the f----- you at?' / Baby girl I'm at the disco."
"I don't give a f----- when I'm in the club, sippin' bub, really drunk, and I see a fat booty / Gotta have it, I'ma grab it, it's a habit, automatic like Uzi."
"When I'm at the mall, security just can't fight them off / And when I'm at the beach, I'm in a Speedo trying to tan my cheeks."
"Every time I dive in my pool / It's hard to be humble / When I do the breastroke through an underground tunnel / And come up on the other side in a jacuzzi / Being greeted by two naked models with suds on thay booties."
"Just 'cause a guy got a suit and a tie / Don't mean he gonna tax ya/ Just 'cause I walk with a limp like an old school pimp / Don't mean I'll slap ya."
"I guess I got time for a fan or two / I roll with 3 h---s like Santa do / Ho ho ho and a bottle of Goose / Mix it with the bull if you wanna get loose."
"Most girls I meet are quite savage / Always tryna' grab up on my package / The say I look yummy and they want a taste / But I'm a human not a sandwhich."
“When I was a baby, I was suckin on t—-es / Now that I'm older, still suckin on t—-es / Different t—-es – but t—-es nonetheless.”
-'Get Crazy' (from the album 'Party Rock')


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