Leave it to the makers of the controversial 'Chinese Food' video to make a song about the alphabet somehow scandalous!

Alison Gold and her producer, Patrice Wilson of Ark Factory, are back at it again, this time with latest video 'ABCDEFG.' You'd think a song with the cutesy lyrics "A stands for Anything you wanna have / B comes when you Believe, Believe" would call for a pretty innocuous clip to accompany it.

You'd be wrong ... unless you're OK with a creepy magical Mister Rogers character, the repeated lacing of beverages and, well, cannibalism. (Should that have been a spoiler alert?)