Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak
J.K. Rowling Tells Former Fan Intent on Burning ‘Potter’ Books to ‘Borrow My Lighter’
"Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money," she wrote.
Kim Kardashian Offers Testimony in Paris Robbery Case
Kim Kardashian is reportedly in New York City speaking with the judge overseeing her Paris robbery case.
Johnny Depp’s Superfluous Spending Led to Money Loss, Claims Countersuit
Depp, apparently, spends money the way only a caricature of a famous rich person could.
Amy Schumer Defends Cousin, Chuck Schumer, Against Donald Trump’s ‘Fake Tears’ Taunt
"I know Chuck Schumer and HE CANNOT act trust me."
Shock: ‘Bachelor’ Villain Corinne Is Playing ‘Exaggerated’ Version of Herself, Says Ex
'She's not really that dumb.'
Lauren Jauregui Slams Trump’s Immigration Ban in Open Letter, Implores Readers ‘To Fight Back’
'This country was built and continues to survive off the backs of immigrants and refugees.'
Lady Gaga Will Be Suspended From Stadium Roof for Super Bowl Performance
It's a lavish stunt expected from Gaga, but the 'Perfect Illusion' singer admits she didn't think of it herself.
Sufjan Stevens Blasts Trump’s Refugee Ban: ‘Christ Would Be Ashamed of Us All’
'The truest of 'Americans' have either been destroyed by the white immigrant, incarcerated, isolated, held captive, or stolen and enslaved.'
Original ‘Hamilton’ Cast Members to Reunite for Super Bowl 2017 Performance
The Schuyler sisters are back. Sort of.
Selena Gomez + The Weeknd Hold Hands, Take Their Unconfirmed Romance to Italy
Selena Gomez and The Weeknd have reportedly taken their three week-long romance to Florence, Italy.