You wanna hot valentine? You wanna be mine? You better send me one of these cards, b***h.

Angel of love Britney Spears spread a little pre-V Day romance on the ol' Interwebs this morning by sharing a set of digital Valentine's Day cards for her fans on her official Tumblr page. Featuring album artwork from all of her eras, the glittery e-cards pay some much appreciated pun-filled homage to each of Brit Brit's albums, from 1999's ...Baby One More Time to 2013's Britney Jean and every hit-spawning record in between—even if they do look like they were made in MS Paint.

"I'm addicted to you, valentine, don't you know that you're toxic?" reads one card, perfect for sending to that toxic ex you can't stop drinking about. "If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me valentine?" reads another, sexier tongue-in-cheek card—though if you're looking for something (not that) innocent, the "E-mail my heart and say our love with never die, valentine!" card is perfect for sending to your schoolyard crush.

But Tumblr isn't the only place Britney is sharing her love for all things Valentine's Day. Elsewhere, on Instagram, the pop icon shared this photo of a special V Day cupcake, simply captioning it, "When life becomes pure delight."

Britney, you are pure delight.

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