No mannequins with pink merkins. No bowls of red-only M&Ms. Just some baby wipes and a bottle of wine is all crooner Bruno Mars needs to get through life on the road.

TMZ caught up with the singer while he was getting in his sweet muscle car, and asked him what items he requires to survive while on tour. That was his non-crazy answer.

No, it's not exciting but it's honest.

The singer will kick off his Moonshine Jungle world tour soon.