Oh man. This singer-songwriter / model was moving a lil' 2 fast for his own good on Twitter, and ended up looking pretty silly.
Dumb Celebrity Quotes
Ain't nobody f---in' with this guy's board meetings! If this rapper has to put his iPad, stylus, and additional office gizmos on anything other than the finest Italian marble, he may just go ballistic.
Why? WHY? This pop-punk bassist isn't even married anymore -- he and his famous ex-wife divorced back in 2011 -- but the douche factor of this statement is still fully intact.
Really? Maybe next time, this hip-hop legend can just give us some tips on telling time and getting hyphy, since sage-like life advice is obviously not his forte. And I can tell you one thing too: anything you say is automatically negated with your double use of "can't."
Tom Cruise sure does have it rough, being a multi-millionaire, A-list actor and all. We bet those poor kids from Malawi, a country closely associated with this pop star's name, can totally relate...
At this point in her career, it'd probably be safe to say that this Southern girl is about as famous for getting pregnant and saying dumb things as she is for her singing. Doesn't it just give you "chillbumps" thinking about her next set of interview quotes?
This iconic pop songstress has serious problems with geography. Just please don't hold it against her -- maybe that was the class she was eagerly awaiting to exit during the intro of her breakthrough music video back in '98.
Um ... what? After reading this, we don't know whether to laugh or worry about this pop-rock starlet. Maybe all that head banging can explain her infamous misuse of "irony"?
Well, we have no idea how this subject even came up, but this rapper-turned-reggae artist certainly knows a thing or two about the appropriate sizes for hooking.
This Brit might be a wiz in the recording studio and on stage, but when it comes to politics, it appears he just doesn't quite get it. Maybe all of that health food his wife forces upon him is starting to rot his brain...