Dumb Celebrity Quotes

Um... what? Did our favorite Canadian crooner go a little cuckoo?

It's statements like this that breed cynics. While it's true that this songstress has a huge, Grammy-winning voice, we don't get why she has to sound like such a selfish jerk. At least she's consistent in her far from humble ways.

We get that this R&B diva was going for "underestimate," and it could just be a typo, but the fact that this Bronx-born beauty wrote "intelligence" as "intelligents" leaves us feeling dubious.

We don't know what's worse about this quote -- the fact that this EDM Grammy winner wants to incorporate non-racist (???) racial slurs into his songs, or that he doesn't know how to spell the word "allowed."

Now, this doesn't sound very dumb on the surface, but your jaw is sure to drop when you find out which nudey-lovin' songstress spewed forth this hypocrisy.

LOL!!! Nothing makes us giggle like a giddy little schoolgirl more than a super hawt guy swearing he won't punch us in the face! Dishin' out those digits, fa sho!

Oof. This songstress (who is usually surrounded by her trio of male counterparts) is known for making up her own words, none of which have made their way into everyday vernacular. She's like the Gretchen Wieners of pop music.

Since this lady moved on from "not yet a woman" territory, she's had some really cool AND awesome experiences. Oh yeah, girl? Have you had any radical experiences yet? What about any tubular times? Any super sweet situations you've been involved in? We can go on if you'd like...

And if you disagree that this rapper is the best of ALL-TIME, then you are obviously cray.

Why does this dirrty diva even wear clothes at all if she feels this way?