Even though it's nice for this superstar singer to answer his devoted fans' messages, it wouldn't kill him to put a little more "oomph" into the "life changing" notes he sends.
No words can express how insane this sounds. We'd expect anyone else to get skewered for saying something like this, but coming from this wacky diva (who has famously struggled with her weight), people weren't all that surprised.
Nothing says "I'm talented" like wearing one of the most widely recognized and popular sneaker brands ever. This is also straight-up comical considering it came from the Milli Vanilli of the 21st century.
This girl is down for fun in the bedroom, but only if you're safe during sexy time. However, when she tried to explain this to the press, it came out as a bunch of cockamamie word vomit.
This dancin' fool, also one of R&B's biggest hit makers, is not as smooth of a talker as he is a singer. Case in point, this upchuck-worthy statement on whether or not he cheated on his ex-wife.
This self-proclaimed diva (or female hustler, whichever you prefer) has acted in all sort of roles, but apparently playing a heroin addict is a cinch compared to dancing in heels.
How does this girl even have the nerve to compare her lyrics (some topics include making out with girls -- *TEEHEEHEE* who does that?! -- alien intercourse, and getting absolutely obliterated at the bar) to the works of Holocaust survivor Anne Frank?
Error: Cannot compute this dumb celebrity quote. We're pretty sure the logistics behind mathematical equations will go on much further than this diva's heart.