Dumb Celebrity Quotes

Wow! Such variety! If this former boy bander's live show description doesn't get you jumping out of your seat with excitement, there is obviously no pleasing you.

Lord help the daughter of this former girl group member when she grows up. If this famous Brit, also an accomplished fashion designer, really believes her own outrageous statement, she'll have her little girl at the waxing salon before puberty can even finish up it's bidness.

This singer-songwriter and notorious douchelord once compared a woman's body to a wonderland. While women from all types of races became weak in the knees at his words, apparently his lyrics only apply to Caucasian women.

Um, seriously? As an African-American man and as a living human being with a functional brain, this rapper should be ashamed of himself. YOUUUUUU crank that ignorance!

She might be glamorous, but someone needs to knock this egotistical diva off her high horse, stat.

You know that "yo" feeling? When you meet someone else and you're immediately like, "Yo, you're hot. Let's have casual relations for a while, get arrested, and then never talk ever again."

Cocaine is a hell of a drug, but this rapper mostly just hates it because it ruins his "pretty boy" complexion. As if his variety of facial tattoos didn't do that already...

Doesn't this pop queen know that dying wasn't really on the agendas of Gandhi, King or Lennon either? All three of these men were murdered... Plus, how can she promote peace and love when she's toting guns around onstage and including Nazi imagery in her performances?

Nothing says "PARTY TIME!!!" like a woman getting beaten her significant other, right y'all?!

Some people create their own dance move, some people have a signature accessory, and some people have their own personal mantras, but this girl? She prides herself on her inability to keep her a-- crack in check. So classy!