Busted: 2007
Where: Miami
Offense: Bringin' All the Boys to the Yard. Not really.

In reality, Kelis was arrested in Miami back in 2007 for running towards police officers and screaming racial profanities in their faces.

After being detained in the wee hours of the morning, the signer was eventually charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest without violence.

But honestly, you'd think the girl was posing on the step and repeat at a red carpet event. She looks good, especially since this mugshot was taken at 4:30 AM.