The only way you could have possibly avoided Nicki Minaj's epic booty-appreciation anthem, 'Anaconda,' is if you were born last week. The song, the video, the appreciation, the backlash -- it was constant and all-consuming. When you Google the word 'anaconda,' the first thing to pop up in your search result is Nicki's music video for the song -- despite the fact that an anaconda has been an actual creature, existent for, like, ever. That's power.

And so, it only makes sense that if Nicki were to exist within the world of of the 'Animorphs' characters, she would forever morph into a snake. Have you ever seen the movie 'Anaconda,' starring Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, and Angelina Jolie's dad? It's a cult classic that used to be played on television with the same frequency as 'Tremors' or 'Titanic.' Anacondas are crazy powerful, intense and strong. They can and have crushed grown men so easily -- just like Nicki herself.

Photoshop work by Kristy Puchko.

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