Demi Lovato Has ‘A Bigger Dick’ Than Nick Jonas, and Here Is Photographic Proof

Demi Lovato, longtime ally of the LGBTQ community and frequent sufferer of near heart atta-ah-AH-AHH-AHCCCKSSS, has something to say about her dear friend and Future Now Tour co-headlining partner in crime, Nick Jonas: Of the two, she has the bigger D.

The important announcement came during Demi's otherwise heartfelt speech at the 27th Annual GLAAD Media Awards over the weekend (April 2), where she was being honored with the Vanguard Award, an award given to media professionals who have made "significant difference in promoting equality and acceptance."

Following an introduction to the stage by the Brother Jonas, known rebel Demetria decided to go a little...off-script.

"What people don't know about me is...I know that you all love Nick Jonas," she began. "But I actually have a bigger dick than he does. "And a huge set of balls!"

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It wasn't all about Demi's dick like always, though: There were some serious bits too.

"You should always love yourself for who you are. The skin that you're in — whether you identify with it and are afraid to tell people, just go for it. You can do it. Have no fear. You can do it," she encouraged the audience.

Rounding off the speech, she gave a special shout-out to "her love": "His name is Wilmer Valderrama, and I am so proud to be his girlfriend," she declared, which, funnily enough, is also how I introduce Wilmer Valderrama to friends at parties.

Now, about that whole size thing: As promised, we have exclusive photographic evidence of this stone cold (#BuyConfidentOniTunes) truth. Demi is packing.

See below, but prepare yourselves: It is massively NSFW.

Your move, Nick Jonas.

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