Dumb Celebrity Quotes – Chris Brown

Duh! Of course Chris Brown said this.

He allegedly threw this charming pickup line out there while trying to pick up a lady. In the most epic way possible, he failed at trying to address the elephant in the room (which undoubtedly arises every time Breezy has any sort of encounter with a woman).

Now that he's back together with the woman he so famously "beat," aka Rihanna, we imagine this was the look she would've given him after reading about this incident.