John Mayer was flappin' his big mouth all over the media back in 2010, which he now refers to as his "jerk" days, and he let this gem slip during an interview with Playboy.

If his biggest dream is to write porno movies, then what the heck are you waiting for, John? We have a hunch it wouldn't be nearly as daunting as penning critically-acclaimed, swoon-worthy, thought-provoking, award-winning songs. Sheesh!

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