One thing we learned today? '50 Shades of Grey’ would be a very different movie if Ellen DeGeneres were playing the part of Anastasia Steele.

Ellen took part in a hilarious parody of those steamy '50 Shades of Grey' trailers, because of course she did. She played the part of Anastasia, and changed the whole tone of the movie so hilariously that there's no way to describe it in a way that would do it justice -- but we'll try.

One example? During that scene where Anastasia meets Christian for the first time and he asks her what she's thinking, Ellen responds: "What I’m thinking? Um.. hmm. Well, I was just thinking about how fun it is to get pears around Christmastime and how each one of them is individually wrapped in foil and how beautiful they are -- like little presents. Can you imagine if all fruit was like that? I mean cherries or blueberries or raspberries, and each one of ‘em you’d have to unwrap, but it would be a present. That’s what I was thinking.” So seductive.

The best part? Probably the very end when Christian takes Anastasia into that room full of whips and chains and Ellen just says: "Oh hell no!"

Check out the hilarous video above!