There's 'Fifty Shades of Grey' and then there's 'Fifty Shades of Buscemi.'

The latest 'Fifty Shades' parody features the wild-eyed 'Boardwalk Empire' actor as Christian Grey, and the results are hilariously frightening to say the least.

The parody trailer (which still features Beyonce singing 'Crazy in Love,' fortunately) starts off just like the real thing, only Christian Grey's lines are voiced-over by various Steve Buscemi movie/TV show lines. And then Dakota Johnson-as-Ana says, "There's not really much to know about me. I mean, look at me," and that's when we see him: Steve Buscemi, in all of his glory.

While the parody is chock-full of ridiculously fitting scenes of the actor's various characters (we're talking such gems as Crazy Eyes from 'Mr. Deeds,' to put things in perspective), the trailer takes a seriously NSFW turn when Steve Christian Buscemi shows Ana his sex lair. Because yeah, things get a little weird. Don't believe us? Just feast your Steve Buscemeyes on the trailer above!

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