Maybe it's because I don't want to let Hilary Duff's blink-and-you-miss-it Breathe In. Breathe Out. era go just yet.

Or maybe it's because I'm a fiercely loyal Alice Deejay stan.

In any case, this unjustly ignored four month old mash-up of "Sparks" and Deejay's "Better Off Alone" has elevated me to a state of absolute euphoria — enough that I feel compelled to let the entire world know.

What would happen if you crossed the Younger diva's sparkly return to electro-pop (the FAN DEMANDED version, obviously) together with the certifiable late '90s Bar Mitzvah trance-pop banger? Thanks to Soundcloud mixer Andy French's "Better Off A Spark," now we know: Pure 🔥🔥🔥. That's what.

The mash-up successfully manages to breathe (in, breathe out) new life into the still-amazing "Sparks," while invoking a serious case of millennial-era dance anthem nostalgia. I feel emotionally and spiritually reinvigorated.

Turn the lights down low, grab those glow sticks and report to the dance floor. (Just don't get too excited and bite anyone's face.)

Of course, let's not forget the original: Alice's choreography is actually begging to be spliced together with Queen Duff's moves from the FAN DEMANDED version of "Sparks." Who's going to be the one to make an accompanying mash-up video?

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