#HowToSurviveTwitter Tweets Are Your Essential Field Guide
So, you wanna master Twitter? Let us help.
#HowToSurviveTwitter was trending Thursday on — where else, of course? — Twitter. The microblogging site has been its own subject before, so this latest trending topic goes hand in hand with some things people have written before.
From having a thick skin to knowing your grammar to just chilling out, these tweets may help set you on the path to Twitter glory.
Consider it advice. Consider it a warning. Consider it pearls of wisdom from people who may have some experience in the dark underbelly of Twitter.
Don't tweet anything about religion, politics, your opinions, or anything but memes #HowToSurviveTwitter
— Sundus (@SundusSays) May 11, 2017
Claim everyone you disagree with is literally Hitler, block them, and go back to posting Beyoncé gifs.
— Elizabeth (@BasedElizabeth) May 11, 2017
Don't take everything serious
— simba mk (@smba__) May 11, 2017
#HowToSurviveTwitter learn how to take a joke
— Bill Farley (@brandon_era) May 11, 2017
You can't #HowToSurviveTwitter
— claire (@babylaurenizer) May 11, 2017
— The Chase Brunei (@TheChaseBrunei) May 11, 2017
#HowToSurviveTwitter politics = war zone enter at your own risk
— Sierra Dearns |-/ (@SierraRambles) May 11, 2017
Check spelling and grammar before you hit the tweet button. #HowToSurviveTwitter
— Mrs. Don Johnson (@Emptydata) May 11, 2017
— Just Jules (@JulesWhovian) May 11, 2017
Have a thick skin. You won't always agree w/everyone; they won't always agree w/you. This is Twitter; not Facebook.
— PenguinsAreCute (@aedwards0921) May 11, 2017
Please learn the difference between there, their and they're#HowToSurviveTwitter
— SophieLou (@fallensecret92) May 11, 2017
Just have fun with it. It's not going to launch your career or make you famous, so quit taking it so seriously.
— Synyster (@SynnaSlater) May 11, 2017
People who aren't as funny as you may get lots of retweets. Why?
See how generously they retweet others.
— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 11, 2017
#HowToSurviveTwitter Understand at the start, you will never EVER be famous here…
— RoeSoLovesUofM (@roeu812) May 11, 2017
if a tweet says click to see more; don't click #HowToSurviveTwitter
— Mimi (@mimidancer) May 11, 2017
Tweet whatever you want, you'll find people on the same level of crazy #HowToSurviveTwitter
— Nina (@GirlInHerPJs) May 11, 2017
#HowToSurviveTwitter if someone else's Tweet bothers you, don't confront them, just move on to better Tweets. You'll be much happier!
— Silly mouse (@TheMeituFangirl) May 11, 2017
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