From our "Completely Unnecessary But Totally Hilarious" file is Ray J's new diss track single 'I Hit It First,' which celebrates his claim to fame. The singer is the first dude to be with Kim Kardashian (on camera, at least) and thereby helped create her cult of personality, thanks to the sex tape the two made. No one knew who she was before that. So we have him to blame for the countless reality shows. In the song, he also takes shots at Kanye West, the father of Double K's unborn baby.

Some choice lyrical declarations? "She might move on to rappers and ball players / But we all know I hit it first," "I had her head going north and her ass going south / But now baby chose to go West." Oh, the endless puns thanks to Yeezy's directional last name.

He also boasts that he "gave her that really bomb sex." So he's attacking Yeezy's manhood, more or less. We're waiting for her West's retaliation diss track.

The track is somewhat catchier than an STD from a shady lady, and features Bobby Brackins. But with Kimmy expecting 'Ye's spawn, the timing feels like it's a bit in poor taste. We're sure the families of Kim and Ray are so very proud of their accomplishments.

There's no subtext here. It's very clear who Ray J is trashing, and not just because a pixelated version of Kim in a bikini is featured on the cover. He can't say that it's to be left open to interpretation.

PopCrushers, what do you think of Ray J's diss track?

Listen to Ray J, 'I Hit it First' Feat. Bobby Brackins