Taylor Swift is the most famous of Joe Jonas' exes. She took the 2008 breakup hard. Reaaalllly hard.

She told Ellen on her namesake talk show, "You know what it's like, when I find that person that is right for me, he'll be wonderful. ... When I look at that person, I'm not even going to remember the boy who broke up with me over the phone in 25 seconds when I was 18. ... I looked at the call log — it was like 27 seconds. That's got to be a record."

She also took to her MySpage page (that shows you how long ago the relationship was!) to promote 'Fearless,' her album at the time, holding up a doll and saying, "See, this one even comes with a phone, so he can break up with other dolls." She then held up a blond doll and warned, "Stay away from him, OK?" Ouch. Things really got ugly between these two beautiful people.