Justin Bieber’s Snake From the MTV VMAs Is for Sale
Justin Bieber's Johnson is for sale.
No, seriously. It is!
His snake, who is named Johnson and who accompanied him to the 2011 MTV VMAs, wrapped around his wrist, is available for purchase via Charitybuzz, a luxe, celeb auction site. We know, the whole "Justin Bieber's snake Johnson" thing has us cackling, too! But really, who wants to wager as to when PETA will get involved in this matter, questioning the welfare of the animal?
Go here to find out the details and to bid on the flesh-colored baby boa constrictor! Aw, look how cute Johnson is. The slithery serpent is valued at $1000, but the bids have already surpassed that amount. He is a priceless snake, really!
Beliebers can bid on the snake for the next 20 days. All proceeds from the auction will be donated to The Beibs' favored charity, Pencils of Promise, which builds schools and focuses on education programs in the developing world.
While Johnson is super cute and small right now, he is an investment, in terms of time and money. So only bid on him if you plan to give him a good home. Be a responsible, serious bidder, as this is a living, breathing creature up for grabs for a good cause.
The auction listing even warns about the level of commitment that goes into snake ownership. A disclaimer post reads as follows:
"Before making any decision about keeping [a snake] please ensure you have the money, space, knowledge, time, resources and enthusiasm required to properly care for the species you intend to keep, for the duration of its life."
So don't bid on Justin Bieber's Johnson unless you plan to treat him with the same love and care as you would treat The Biebs himself. Got it?