Aside from being a talented singer, Kesha also has a future as a relationship counselor ... or does she?

The 'Warrior' singer offered up some pretty bizarre, hilarious love tips, but we're not sure we'd recommend implementing her expertise in your own (crazy, beautiful) life.

In the clip, Kesha informs one questioner that he should, not in so many words, copulate with his girlfriend's mom. She tells another that she should follow her boyfriend in a fat suit and a lot of other things that are a little too NSFW for us to publish here.

Some universal tips she offers to everyone? "Love hard," Kesha says. "And use a condom." Duly noted!