Spring 2016 Trend Report: Bodychecking Jessica Alba

RUMORS: They're not usually true, but RUMORS: Sometimes they are!

Earlier this week, Jessica Alba was innocently enjoying the latest designer trends at New York Fashion Week when she was, uh, forcefully moved by Kylie Jenner's security team, according to the New York Post.

"They just shoved Jessica out of the way," an anonymous source told the Post. "She just looked astonished!"

Surely she couldn't have looked that astonished, Watch What Happens Live host Andy Cohen likely thought to himself on last night's (September 16) show, on which Alba was a guest. But guess what? She says she was that astonished!

"I was just really shocked," she tells Cohen in the clip above. "I got, like, bodychecked. And it was by two of 'em. And I was like: woah, woah!"

Woah, woah, indeed!

"I thought there was, like, a fire," Alba concludes. "I was like: What's going on?! But, I guess someone was just leaving the building."

So will Alba be getting an apology bouquet for the transgression? Tulips for her wounds? Rhododendron for her roughing-up? Unlikely.

"I'm sure [the Kardashians and Jenners] don't know what's happening," she said. "Nobody knows."

Nobody knows.

Nobody knows.

In disbelief over Jessica's incident? Do you think I can pull off oversized earrings, the color orange or tops featuring a flowery applique, three of Spring 2016's early trends? But why not? Sound off in the comments.

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