Lady Gaga Completes Jo Calderone VMA Look With Fake Penis
Lady Gaga wore prosthetic cheekbones and shoulders earlier this year, but she topped that aesthetic accoutrement in her pursuit of going completely in drag as her alter ego Jo Calderone at the 2011 MTV VMAs.
In addition to wearing men's clothes, a greased pompadour and faint facial hair, Gaga reportedly wore a prosthetic penis in her pants! So said Us Weekly.
An insider revealed that Gaga pulled out, ahem, all the stops to be as real a drag king as possible.
Us Weekly also reports that Gaga-as-Jo revealed some more info about his origins, saying, "I am from New Jersey. My family is from Palermo, Sicily and I am not a singer or a model or an actor or anything. I am just a guy." He's also a mechanic, as Gaga previously revealed.
Jo also spoke about Britney Spears avoiding a makeout sesh with him onstage when he handed her her Video Vanguard Award. He wasn't offended that Brit awkwardly rebuffed his advances. In fact, he still finds her to be sexy! He said, "She is f---ing hot. Didn't you j--- off to Britney when you were a kid?"
Oh Jo, you are so crass and rebellious. No wonder Gaga loves you.
Also, astute little monsters will remember that this is not the first time that the Mother Monster has toyed with her nether regions at an awards show. At the MuchMusic Awards earlier this summer, she wore a turquoise wig and merkin so that the curtains matched the drapes.