Today is The Blackest Day.

Actually, no — it's a great day! Today (September 18), our ever-lovely, eternally tortured Queen of Coney Island, Lana Del Rey, has blessed our ears with a serving of lush, cinematic songs in the form of Honeymoon. The singer's supplied us plenty of promising teases from the LP in the past few weeks, from shooting down that pesky paparazzo in his helicopter on her hypnotic "High By The Beach" to giving us a lesson in Italiano with "Salvatore."

And as with any Lana Del Record, there are plenty of immediately Facebook status-ready lyrics, from the heartbreaking to the downright hilarious. (Soft ice cream, anyone?)

Honeymoon

"We both know that it’s not fashionable to love me / But you don’t go, ’cause truly there’s nobody for you but me." - "Honeymoon"

"Nothing gold can stay, like love or lemonade or sun or summer days / It's all a game to me anyway." - "Music To Watch Boys To"

"I lost myself when I lost you / But I still got jazz when I've got those blues." - "Terrence Loves You"

"I've got nothing much to live for ever since I found my fame." - "God Knows I Tried"

"The truth is I never bought into your bullshit when you would pay tribute to me / 'Cause I know that all I wanted to do was get high by the beach" - "High By The Beach"

"Come to California / Be a freak like me, too / Screw your anonymity / Loving me is all you need to feel like I do" - "Freak"

"You're so Art Deco, out on the floor / Shining like gun metal, cold and unsure" - "Art Deco"

"You're my religion, you're how I'm living /When all my friends say I should take some space, well, I can't envision that for a minute" - "Religion"

"La-da-da-da-da / La-da-da-da-da / Soft ice cream" - "Salvatore"

"I'm going deeper and deeper, harder and harder, getting darker and darker / Looking for love in all the wrong places, oh my God..." - "The Blackest Day"

"If you lie down with dogs, then you'll get fleas / Be careful of the company you keep." - "24"

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