For the Love of God, Do NOT Invite Lindsay Lohan To Your Wedding
Linday Lohan's still got it! "It" doesn't refer to her acting skills — she may still have those, but her last credit was a 2014 guest appearance on the sitcom Two Broke Girls so it's hard to tell. "It" = LiLo's ability to be a messy, riveting spectacle, and according to reports she made for a bizarrely disruptive guest are her friends' recent nuptials. Every wedding needs a wildcard, right?
Page Six provided an eyewitness account of Lindsay's antics in Florence, Italy when she attended the union of pal Justin Etzin, who's described as "consul general and ambassador of tourism for the Seychelles," and model Lana Zakocela last week. First of all, let's zero in on her attire. A dress that looks like a (Russian heiress's) bridal gown? Really Lindsay, did no one tell you that it's in poor taste to rock a long white frock to someone else's wedding? Oh, right — she did the exact same thing at
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's Kris Humphries' wedding. It's basically her signature move.
But her fashion faux-pas was just the tip of the iceberg. "Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” an eyewitness said.
She also had a diva moment while DJing a wedding-related event one night over the four-day celebration, when she reportedly "got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’" The Mean Girls star busted out a classic '90s R&B jam in her set....repeatedly. "She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” the source said. In Lindsay's defense, it's a really good song.
Here's where it gets hairy: Page Six's source claimed that Lindsay told people that she was, quote, "slipped a mickey" during the festivities. "Lindsay left the reception early,” the anonymous eyewitness claimed. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” While a PR rep for the groom denies that any reports of bad behavior — criminal or otherwise — on his special day are untrue, the idea that she was dosed without consent is particularly alarming.
As for Lindsay herself? She seems unbothered by her haters and continues to keep it real.
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