Dear Miley Cyrus, thank you for shutting down a crazy pregnancy rumor in the most hilariously on-point way ever.

The singer Instagrammed a magazine cover that depicted her and Selena Gomez, along with the headline: "Miley & Selena Pregnant by the Same Man." A sub headline reads "How they found out about each other."

The story is a stretch to begin with, but in case we had any doubts, Miley's caption clarified, "And by the same man we mean @justinbieber." Excuse us while we laugh from now until forever.

Of course, Miley's acknowledging that Selena dated Justin Bieber on and off for a few years, although the two have been separated for some time. In January, Selena and Zedd were photographed holding hands at the Golden Globes, launching rumors that they're a couple. Zeddlena themselves have fueled rumors by posting telling pics such as this one.

As for Miley, she's never publicly dated Justin. (Despite sketchy rumors that claim otherwise.) The two appear to be pals at best — Miley even defended his behavior back in 2014. And while Miley once joked that she looked like Justin, we think it's a bit of a leap to claim that the "Wrecking Ball" singer is pregnant with JB's baby.

Selena has yet to address the rumor, and we doubt she will, but we're glad Miley is shutting it down. By the way, this isn't the first time Miley's spoken out about ludicrous claims in the press. Just a few weeks ago, she responded to a news item that read "Is Miley Cyrus out of control? Or is her outrageous behavior nothing more than an attempt to sell more albums?" Miley's response: "The answer to both of those questions are YES."

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