Get the tissues ready, because we've got another ear-bleeder for you. Norway was so jealous of US viral video sensation Rebecca Black, that they decided to churn out their very own singing abomination. Tonje Langeteig is her name, and she explains to us in a cringe-inducing tune and music video that she 'Don't Wanna Be a Crappy Housewife.'

The song has an annoying, siren-like beat that sounds like some sort of awful hybrid of Eurodance and the 'Beverly Hills Cop' theme song. The lyrics and singing are as bad as the music, as Langeteig opens with the line, "I'm a little pretty girl trapped inside a grown up's body" (what does that even mean?!) and her extremely abrasive chorus: "I don't wanna be / I don't wanna be a crappy housewife." Maybe instead of worrying about becoming a crappy housewife, Langeteig should first take a stab at not being a crappy singer?

The laughable video finds Langeteig and a group of girls pulling up to a club. Although it sounds like a typical pop video, there are so many things wrong with this picture. First of all, it is broad daylight when they arrive. Second of all, the "crowd" of fans and paparazzi outside the club consists of no more than 10 people. The video just gets more and more pathetic as time goes on, especially when the random rap breakdown kicks in.

Prepare yourself for what may be the worst three minutes and 27 seconds ever.

Watch the Tonje Langeteig 'I Don't Wanna Be a Crappy Housewife' Video