First off, apologies to Harry's ears -- we don't know what happened to them, but you could hardly see them anyways underneath all that hair, so whatever. Secondly, WTF IS THIS?!?

We're scared, but we have no one to blame but ourselves. Zayn Malik has one of the fiercest heads of hair in the pop world, as does fellow One Direction member Harry Styles, but when you take Zayn's hair and put it on Harry's head, you get nothing but nightmares.

It's like Elvis and Danny Zuko had a love child, but that child is 20-year-old British guy with a love for bold highlights.

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