We would pay Rihanna good money if she could teach us how to be intriguing and compelling while just completing basic human functions like breathing and sitting down. But that probably isn't something that can be learned, so for now we'll continue to watch with rapt attention as we watch the singer "exist."

Our latest proof of this phenomenon comes to us by way of a behind-the-scenes video of Rihanna recording "Bitch Better Have My Money." The video doesn't offer much to fans other than some brief insight into how Rihanna looks when she's recording vocals in studio, but it's enough. In case you're wondering, she looks amazing, because she always looks amazing, as she was blessed with otherworldly good looks. A video could feature Rihanna deep in slumber, mouth agape, drool collecting in a shallow pool on her pillow, and she'd still look better than 99% of the population.

Fans also get a glimpse of how much Rihanna likes her own music (and she should). She zones out while hearing the playback, blissfully unaware that a camera is recording her reaction the entire time. It almost feels like a performance, because whether intentional or not, Rihanna seems like she's constantly "on." That's probably just a natural byproduct of having an innate sense of star power, though.

Check out the behind-the-scenes look at the recording of "Bitch Better Have My Money" in the video above. Do you have a favorite part? Could you, too, watch Rihanna cough for ten minutes straight and be fascinated? We could. We can. We have.

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