Sharon Osbourne’s Subconscious Totally Wants to Have Sex With Shaq

Sharon Osbourne: One time she threw a whole ham at her neighbors.

Sharon Osbourne: Once suggested "Let's burn their house down" of people who were playing tennis too loudly.

Sharon Osbourne: Indicated on Twitter that her subconscious totally wants to have sex with four-time NBA champion and 15-time NBA all-star Shaquille Rashaun O'Neal.

Yesterday (January 27), The Talk panelist deemed Shaq, the show's upcoming guest, "Seven foot one of magnificentness" with the image above. And if you thought that was laying it on thick, Osbourne proceeded to be like: Watch me lay it on even thicker, baby.

"I dreamt about you last night. It’s true what they say….you never go back!" married woman Osbourne added to the basketball star. Do you get it? It means they did it in her dream.

Was Shaq flattered? Grossed out? In typical guy fashion, he delivered a tepid response that didn't clearly point to either. Men!!!

"Love You Also," Shaq wrote to his dream-lover.

Shaq will appear on The Talk today. Here's a preview of his appearance in which the show's panelists try to spin basketballs on their fingers because Shaq used to play basketball and could do that, probably:

Are we in the midst of 2016's first great affair? Don't you think Shaq's 1994 Shaq Fu: Da Return was criminally underrated? What's a full-court press?

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