Well, here's a sentence we never thought we'd write: Snoop Dogg once got high at the White House while pretending to poop. Yes, you read that right.

The rapper (and chronic weed-smoker) recently revealed this hilarious tidbit on his Internet talk show, GGN News (Double G News). Jimmy Kimmel stopped by for a visit, and he asked Snoop outright if he had ever smoked at the White House.

"In the bathroom. Not in the White House, but in the bathroom," Snoop, who most recently visited the President's digs in December for the Kennedy Center Honors, recalled. "'Cause I said, 'May I use the bathroom for a second?' And they said, 'What are you going to do, Number 1 or Number 2?' I said Number 2."

Snoop explained that it wasn't the First Lady who asked him, but "the alphabet boys" like "the CIA or the FBI" who wanted to know.

"So I said, 'Look, when I do the Number 2, I usually have a cigarette or I light something to get the aroma right," he continued. "And they said, 'Well, you know what, you can light a piece of napkin."

"And I said, 'I'll do that,' and the napkin was this," he joked, taking several hits from the blunt in his hand.

While there is no doubt that he thought Snoop's retelling is downright hysterical, Kimmel looked a little skeptical.

"This is some story," he laughed.

Watch Snoop Dogg recount smoking weed at the White House in the video above.

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