That guy on the far left must be on the phone with the fashion police.

Is it just us, or is this quintet some sort of awful hybrid between the Super Mario Bros. and the Village People? Granted, they are missing the stereotypical Native American, the weird S&M biker, the urban cowboy, and the not-so-intimidating army dude and cop, but they've got the construction worker persona down.

They just need some mustaches and they'd be spitting images of Mario and Luigi.