The Chainsmokers, Halsey, Justin Bieber + Twenty One Pilots also have spots in the annual mashup.
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Swift and Harris broke up in June after more than a year of dating, and some messy mud-slinging followed.
'I thought of the concept years ago, when I left Safeway.'
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"For both of us it was the wrong situation. It clearly wasn't right, so it ended."
Sia, Calvin Harris and Rihanna also made big names for themselves.
Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus are now tattoo twinsies.
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