First things first, we are in no way, shape or form saying Taylor Swift is a satanist. We love us some Swift. We're just saying she looks like a woman named Zeena LaVey, who worshipped Satan and also happened to be a guest on 'The Sally Jessy Raphael Show.'

If T.Swift was older in the '90s she totally would have had that short hair-sprayed out puffy haircut. These two ladies both have pouty lips, which each have highlighted with a bold lipstick -- red in Zeena's case and a bright pink for Taylor. Once again, we must emphasize -- Taylor Swift is not a satanist, but she sure as heck resembles this particular one.