Sigh. We throw our hands up at this relationship... mostly because we didn't buy one second of it. But ya can't knock 'em for trying.

Taylor Squared met on the set of that horrendous movie 'Valentine's Day' (foreshadowing!) and entered into a three month courtship soon after. They were often spotted going out on little frozen yogurt dates, but things came to an end after the dude Taylor flew to Nashville to see the Taylor with the boobs. She just didn't like him as much as the 'Twilight' heartthrob liked her.

And don't even get us started on the fact that they have the same name. Paris Hilton did it first and did it better.