Here’s How to Get Taylor Swift to Drive a 9 Iron Into Your Face
Taylor Swift fans,
Are you looking FORE a closer connection to your favorite star?
Would a more intimate T. Swift encounter be simply PAR-fect?
TEED OFF by the distance that still separates you?
Here's what a little BIRDIE told me about getting her attention:
Through the course of the 1989 World Tour, Swift's habitually clutched a golf club during "Blank Space" performances (she uses one as a weapon with which to go HAM on a car in the song's video). And, during a recent meet and great, she decided to keep her Arnold Palmer momentum going and brought along her best wedge. Doesn't quite sound like PAR FOR THE COURSE, but who are we to say what is and what is not ACES.
A dramatization of the event that followed:
FAN 1: TAYLOR SWIFT, WILL YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH THAT GOLF CLUB?
TAYLOR SWIFT: YES!
[Taylor Swift hits fan in the face with a golf club]
Tumblr user drinkingmapplelattes recounted the moment her head devolved into Taylor Swift's preferred golf ball on tumblr, noting "WHEN YOU ASK TAYLOR TO HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A GOLF CLUB AND SHE ACTUALLY DOES!!!!!"
She actually does.
Taylor Swift uses her fans' heads as golf balls during Taylor Swift meet and greets as part of Taylor Swift's 1989 World Tour.
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