Taylor Swift – An eHarmony Subscription

We know that Taylor Swift is still smarting from her breakup with One Direction's Harry Styles. We encourage her to write a double album's worth of material about the split, so she can achieve closure and move on.

Then, when she's ready to dive back into the dating scene, she can make effective use of the eHarmony subscription we'd buy her for Valentine's Day. Forget the famous dudes with commitment phobia, Tay!

We can just see her profile now. Single White Female seeking longer-than-three-month relationship with an non-famous dude who can deal with my neuroses and the fact that I may expose him through the vehicle of song. We bet potential dating partners would swam her profile!