Is that a Spice Girl, or a spice dragon we see? While she may be quite the head-turning beauty, we can't help but think Victoria Beckham looks a lot like Falkor the Luck Dragon from 'The NeverEnding Story' -- who, despite his kindhearted demeanor, used to terrify us as kids.

Come on, how is that thing not even a little creepy to you?! "I LIKE CHILDREN" [insert evil laugh] ... He is far more horrifying than anything that was lurking underneath your bed as a six-year-old.

Anyway, check out those nostrils and the brown eyes AND the lips... Do you agree that Mrs. David Beckham resembles this mystical fairytale figure?