If you want to look as sexy as plankton battling for tide pool supremacy, or a bullfighter who's just asking to be gored, or a surfer with deadened nerves, or Buzz Aldron at last call, or a bird who can't keep up with typical migration patterns, or a cowboy trying to escape a surrealist painting...you're in luck! Gigi Hadid says all you have to do is not touch your eyebrows.

"I actually don't touch my eyebrows...at all." VS *angel* Hadid says in the video-collection of model hair-removal tips above, which Nylon shot backstage at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The annual production aired last night (December 9) and included equally ~sexy~ performances by The WeekndEllie Goulding and Selena Gomez.

BUT WAIT A SECOND, SOMEONE ELSE SAYS YOU SHOULD TOUCH YOUR EYEBROWS!!!

"Personally, I did the same thing I would usually do: I mean, I did my eyebrows, got all the hair off my body. That's kind of it," says other VS *angel* Kendall Jenner, canvasser of touching your eyebrows and contrarian to Gigi Hadid. This discord has left me shaken, and I tried stilts during my middle school gym class' circus-and-sideshow unit.

Watch the video above for model's tips on ripping your body hair out.

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