Along with bandmate Harry Styles, One Direction's Zayn Malik gets tattooed on the regular. He loves his ink.

Most Directions also love the bad boy body art. It's likely his fiance Perrie Edwards of Little Mix does, too, since he got her visage inked on his person. But one person not feeling all that permanent scribble?

His mother!

"Obviously, mums don’t really like tattoos, and she’s a bit like, 'When you’re older, what are you going to do?,' Malik confessed. "But I think when I’m an older bloke, they’ll still look cool." Plus, he'll be one of many people with lots of tattoos at that age, so it's like a fraternity of sorts.

Malik also revealed that Niall Horan, who is the only tattoo-free member of 1D, makes up for his lack of ink with copious gas. "He doesn’t like me telling people, but Niall farts the most out of everyone," Malik said.

Thankfully, they are not the "silent but deadly" type. Malik continued,"The thing with him is that they’re really noisy, but they don’t actually smell that bad. They’re kind of bearable. Or I might have become immune to them!"

We bet Directioners could put up with Niall farts – both loud and noxious smelling — if it meant they got to hang with him!