Chris Hemsworth

Fox’s new series Empire is huge. Like, insanely, impossibly, jaw-droppingly huge. In an age where ratings are steadily declining across the board as audiences cut cables and enter the brave new world of streaming, it’s a phenomenon. And like all phenomenons, it has to get targeted by SNL. In the most recent digital short, Empire is re-imagined with a brand new character: Chip the office manager, played by guest host Chris Hemsworth.

Did anyone think that SNL was going to get Chris Hemsworth to guest host and not do an Avengers sketch? Of course not! Although Avengers: Age of Ultron isn’t out for another two months, this bit takes place after the events of that film, following Earth’s Mightiest Heroes as they deal with the fallout from winning their toughest battle yet. Well, at least some of them are dealing with the fallout. Thor is just partying.

If 'Crazy Stupid Love' taught us anything, it's that the ability to pull off the 'Dirty Dancing' lift is an admirable quality in a man. Unfortunately, Chris Hemsworth's SNL promos show us that's one talent he doesn't possess.

Who needs coffee when there's a hearty dose of a soaking wet Chris Hemsworth to jumpstart your morning?

Congratulations are in order for Chris Hemsworth -- he's been named PEOPLE magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2014!