Calvin Harris is taking note from his cease-and-desist-happy girlfriend, Taylor Swift.

According to a recent tweet from the DJ, if you work for a media outlet that plans on referring to those rumors about his visiting a Thai massage parlor in search of a “happy ending” at any point in the near future, you should probably make sure to have a hefty amount of money set aside, because Calvin Harris is probably going to sue you.

He tweeted on Monday, "It's not going to be a 'happy ending' for everyone I sue for defamation of character for all these bullshit stories bye bye.”

Super reliable publication Radar Online posted a story earlier today (October 12), stating that Taylor broke up with Calvin after photos began circulating online that show the producer emerge from a massage parlor that, according to Gawker, "provides the 'best happy endings’ in Hollywood.”

Calvin and Taylor still seem to be very much together, but if Calvin’s tweet and then Taylor’s subsequent favoriting of said tweet aren’t enough proof for you, then take PEOPLE magazine’s word for it, because they are seldom wrong about these things. According to a source close to the pair, the breakup is “absolutely not true…They are happy and going strong.” Great!

Taylor’s publicist, Tree Paine, also addressed the allegations today, tweeting: “I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again, do not believe Radar Online."

What do you believe, readers? Are Taylor and Calvin just trying to save face or are they madly in love? Will sites including ours be wiped off the Internet come tomorrow morning for daring to report this at all? Let us know your thoughts!

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