If Gotye was being real with himself, he would not have named his hit record 'Making Mirrors,' he would have called it 'Somebody That I Used to Know Plus 11 Tracks You'll Never Listen To.' Right?!

Yes, these musicians have to call their albums something to correctly represent their art, but how does that help us listeners at all? We want the truth... which our friends over at TheFW spell out for us.

No one knows who the other dudes in Maroon 5 are, so just put Adam Levine (shirtless) on the cover of your LP already, guys! It would make the world a better place. For real.

Carly Rae Jepsen, Song of the Year

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Maroon 5, Best Pop Vocal Album

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Chris Brown, Best Urban Contemporary Album

Chris Brown Fortune
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Kelly Clarkson, Record of the Year

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