Adam Levine – Shirtless Celebrity Studs

We know milk does a body good, but DANG, Adam Levine, how much did you drink?! Yes, we recognize that line is a bit outdated, but we really and truly believe it applies here. Just look at those upper thigh cuts.

We realize that is not the anatomical name for those, but we're not doctors over here. Needless to say, those cuts are pretty much the best part of the male anatomy -- hands down. Levine's spread for 7 Hollywood Magazine makes us lightheaded and weak in the knees. All that yoga has paid off, sir!