Most people who know better already dislike Perez Hilton -- he's pretty much a professional troll grasping to the last remnants of relevance -- but Miley Cyrus went in on the self-proclaimed "queen of all media" anyway, and with good reason.

Hilton (real name Mario Lavandeira) posted photos of Cyrus and someone he claimed was 'Gossip Girl' actor Ed Westwick in a car together, insinuating that Cyrus was cheating on her hunky Australian fiancee, Liam Hemsworth. And homegirl don't play dat.

Cyrus took to Twitter to politely vent her frustrations with the gossip, which was pretty unbelievable to begin with -- the man in the photos was misidentified as Westwick to begin with, and everyone and their mother knows Cyrus adores Hemsworth with all of her heart.

In her first message to Hilton, Cyrus came out with guns blazing, writing, "@perezhilton hope you find love one day but can you not f--- with mine. I've never been with Ed W in my life. I was at the studio last night." The rant continues below:

We love how she ended with "blessings." She really is a southern girl at heart.

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