Mariah Carey, you so cray cray. No, seriously. We all know Mimi is a diva, rivaled perhaps only by Beyonce, but she showed her infinite divaness in her spree of Valentines' Day tweets.

She got "careyed away" and shared TMI (it smelled like horse poop on her carriage ride with hubby and Dem Babies daddy Nick Cannon) and shots of her soaking in a bubble bath… with her dog. See what we mean by Mariah so crazy?

Here's Mariah Carey's Valentine's Day Photo Album, a blow-by-blow and play-by-play, courtesy of her Twitter.

Carey revealed her hankering for balloons, since she was surrounded by tons of them as part of the celebration of the lover's holiday. We get it. Nick loves her and she loves Dem Balloons.

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She also felt compelled to let us in on bath time. "Getting ready for my Valentines Rendezvous consumed by bubbles.. Oh dear..," she posted. Note the monogrammed towels.

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But she wasn't alone, and no, Cannon wasn't taking a dip with her. Her dog was! She shared, "Aaaah! Jill E Beans leaps to the tub In hopes of a splash champagne - whhhhhy?" We asked the same question. We love canines as much as the next guy, but her pooch? In the tub? Really?

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She shared an image of herself and Cannon in a horse-drawn carriage, posting: "A kiss delicately scented with horse dung.... Still romantic though."

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The 'American Idol' judge also posted a shot of her and Cannon kissing with the Empire State Building in the background. It was easily the most artistic and romantic of the bunch. We're just surprised it wasn't more graphic, and showing some spit swapping, since the rest of them were so vivid.

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Perhaps they made more of Dem Babies after this romantic evening?

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Don't forget, Carey will release her 'Oz the Great and Powerful' single 'Almost Home' on Tues, Feb. 19, lambs. She recently shared a photo from the set of the video, which is posted above.

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