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One night stands can be dangerous, dangerous things, and we're not talking about communicable diseases that can often be a byproduct of them, either. Acid-tongued 'X Factor' judge Simon Cowell hooked up with a woman he met at a Hollywood nightclub last October, brought her home and awoke to find that she made off with his computer and loads of cash. What a headache that must have been for Cowell!
Here's a math problem for you. Take everything that critics say is wrong with Kesha: that she's a poor influence, that she talks instead of actually singing or rapping, that she abuses Auto-Tune, etc. Multiply it by 1,000. Subtract the self-awareness, songwriting ability, catchy hooks, humor and glitter. Multiply by Rebecca Black's 'Friday.' Add peroxide and panda-like eyeliner. Then multiply whatever you have left by two.
You now have, ladies and gentlemen, Double Take.
One Direction aren't known for their rapping skills, but that doesn't mean the boys can't spit a few verses ... As long as these verses are from '90s sitcom theme songs. During a visit to NovaFM in Australia, the five guys from One Direction rapped the entire opening theme from Will Smith's smash television show 'The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.'