Much like a duck, Ashton Kutcher has webbed toes -- and much like that same duck, he's pretty damn proud of them.

At least we assume ducks think their webbed feet are awesome.

As he told talk show host Jonathan Ross, "I have slightly webbed toes. When everything else is this good-looking, something has to give!"

On the program, Kutcher went so far as to take off his shoes and show the host his extra skin to prove that he wasn't just punking anyone. For once, he was actually sincere.