Kesha – Animal Hat With Ear Gloves

You know those animal hats? The ones with long ears, that can be used for gloves? The kind that they sell at mall kiosks, that are cute and meant for kids like 10 and under? That's what we'd buy sassy girl Kesha for Valentine's Day.

She's a noted animal rights activist, so she could wear her love for all critters and creatures on her head like a badge of honor.

Plus, it'd soften her up and make her a bit more approachable. We know Kesha doesn't bite, but the rest of the pop world might not have caught on to that fact... yet.